Sparkle Hooves: Meet My Mother DEBBIE HOOVES!
Oh no, hunty! Your favorite gay Atlanta pony is back, and we're finally getting some backstory.
“Avengers: 2” or “Hulk: That’s One Big Green Dick Hunty”
I’m so fuckin' excited to see the biggest movie this summer - the mother fucking Avengers!!! YASSSSSS packed tight full all these hot ass super heroes. Iron Man is in it with his sassy ass and daddy good looks.
Furious 7: or “Furious Party Bottom”
These Furious action movies are more epic than goddamn Star Wars or Bait Bus. You know I love that BAIT BUS! Gurl, this movie is about seven horny men driving around in fast cars and blowing shit up, and blowing each other.
It Follows: Or, It Follows Dat Tight Ass
Oh. My. Fucking. God. Hunty! I just saw the scary ass movie It Follows, and it scared the condoms out of me. Bitch, I practice safe sex!